Crazy Battles 1-5

Only two so far...

Battle #01

Magikarp?

Location: Neo-Tokyo

Date: July 12, 2000

Color Code:

Narrator/AniDragon Player #1/Crystal Webmaster Player #2/Midnight Dragoness ?Boredum?/Trent Lane

Multiple vs. Multiple

Trent I wanna match!
He is bored...
DRAGONESS wants to FIGHT!
I'm bored!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER wants to FIGHT!
I do?
NARRATOR wants to FIGHT!
ok
...but can't!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I need a fan battle or 2 for my new site...
Agh! Trent...
Looks like Trent is fast asleep!
TRENT needs SLEEP, badly!
TRENT: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I need a fan battle!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER sends out HYPNO!
MIDNIGHT DRAGONESS wants a FAN BATTLE!
Hypno... use your Dream Eater attack on Trent!
Ruby Version, Where Dragons and Dragonesses roam freely!
NARRATOR will WRITE a FAN BATTLE once this is OVER!
HYPNO used DREAM EATER!
TARGET disappeared!
Oops!
Attack missed!
I choose godzilla
DRAGONESS sends out GODZILLA!
Where is the target now then?
Use nuke breath
TARGET is OFFLINE!
AGHHH
GODZILLA used NUCLEAR BREATH!
GODZILLA breathed out a NUCLEAR BOMB!
cool....
Go, ISP Phone Number!
Return, Hypno
MIDGYO: Son of an onion!
Me run to the bomb shelter
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER returned HYPNO!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER sent out ISP PHONE NUMBER!
ISP Phone Number... use dial!
not Dial Soap!!!!
ISP PHONE NUMBER used DIAL!
ISP PHONE NUMBER - awwww....
ISP PHONE NUMBER dialed up to RUBY VERSION!
What's gonna happen now?
ISP PHONE NUMBER deleted DRAGONESS' ACCOUNT!
AHH!!!!
NOW dial Trent's ISP number!
...so he will be online!
ISP PHONE NUMBER dialed TRENT LANE's NUMBER!
It's super connecting!
I need to re-modle my site.....
Remodel?
ya!
That's for sure
GODZILLA is watching GODZILLA: THE MOVIE! Available now on cinemazone.com!
I'm going to buy it
Godzilla, use rampage
is godzilla loafing around?
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER is going to BUY GODZILLA: THE MOVIE! Buy it now on cinemazone.com!
GODZILLA used RAMPAGE!
awww
GODZILLA destroyed NEO-TOYKO!
this can't be good!
Heh, Stomp!
Run AWAY!!!!!!
GODZILLA stomped on NEO-TOYKO!
Nuke Breath
Do bad voice-overs of japanese people!
ISP PHONE NUMBER used BAD VOICE-OVER!
heh
It's super dubbing!
Oh no!
KILL THOSE IDIOTS!
GODZILLA used NUCLEAR BREATH!
GODZILLA killed THOSE IDIOTS!
Cool
Now (item) Evolution spray!
DRAGONESS used EVOLUTION SPRAY!
What? ISP PHONE NUMBER is evolving!
ISP PHONE NUMBER evolved into...
Cable Modem?
NOOOO!!
T1 CONNECTION!
Yippie!
User Trent Lane has left the battle...
Use Destroy
GODZILLA used DESTROY!
GODZILLA destroyed CRYSTAL WEBMASTER'S T1 CONNECTION!
Yes!
T1 Connection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!
T1 CONNECTION fainted!
RETURN T1 Connection!
T1 CONNECTION, good!
Use evolve into MegaGodzilla
I will send you out...
GO SEREBII!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER sent out SEREBII!
Pokemon #251... The TIME-TRAVEL POKEMON!
GODZILLA doesn't know that ATTACK!
SEREBII... use your past attack... go back to the part where GODZILLA stomped on my T1 Connection!
SEREBII used PAST!
SEREBII went PAST when GODZILLA stomped on CRYSTAL WEBMASTER'S T1 CONNECTION!
SEREBII went into the PAST, before you caught it!
SEREBII ran away!
HAHAHAHAHA
D'OH!
AGHHHH
SEREBII COME BACK!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER returned from the PAST returning SEREBII!
...
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER went back into the PAST to return SEREBII!
this is confusing...
now then... i'll wait for myself to catch up with me in the future
...you did come back!
First you sent out Hypno then that other thing....
You came back before you left!
... that's the thing about time-travelling...
Is my T1 Connection still fainted?
Yes.
Well then, am I here?
Yes.
then i'll call out...
'M
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER
... sent out...
... you have only yourself left!
yup :-)
Go YOURSELF then!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER sent out CRYSTAL WEBMASTER!
Return, Godzilla
Go Me!
Use CRYSTALLINE!
GODZILLA, RETURN!
It raises defense greatly
DRAGONESS sent out DRAGONESS!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER used CRYSTALLINE!
DEFENSE greatly ROSE!
Me use RUBY VERSION WEBMISTRESS POWERS
DRAGONESS used RUBY VERSION WEBMISTRESS POWERS!
Nothing happened???
Please let my people come....
PORTAL TO BLUE VERSION APPEARED!
POK�GIRL APPEARED!
Wha?
POK�GIRL: Oh dear lord!
Do NOT!!! Go in there!
BOO!
POK�GIRL dissappeared!
Hehehe
PORTAL TO BLUE VERSION DISAPPEARED!
heh
Good!
That was new....
Me use Dragoness Rage
DRAGONESS used DRAGONLESS RAGE!
er... DRAGONESS!
Heh
DRAGONESS is DRAGONESS... in a RAGE!
well CW... use CRYSTAL EDGE...
Use Ruby Beam!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER used CRYSTAL EDGE!
DRAGONESS used RUBY BEAM!
ATTACKS collided in a shower of Crystal Ruby Edge-Beams!
CRYSTAL RUBY EDGE-BEAMS went HARMLESSLY into the SKY!
Uh huh
FIREWORKS appeared!
ok
Aha
Ooooh
Pritty
OOOOH... AAAAH...
I have the perfect plan!
Me use Emerald flash!
Me use Crystal flash!
DRAGONESS used EMERALD FLASH!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER used CRYSTAL FLASH!
They're staring each other down!
The crowd's excitement is building over this hot battle!
The crowd's excitement is heating over this hot battle!
me use Emerald/Diamond/Ruby Flash
DRAGONESS used EMERALD/DIAMOND/RUBY FLASH!
It's super pretty!
me use CRYSTAL, CRYSTAL, CRYSTAL FLASH
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER is BLINDED by FLASHES of LIGHT!
Me use slash!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER used CRYSTAL, CRYSTAL, CRYSTAL FLASH!
I'm not fully blind
DRAGONESS used SLASH!
DRAGONESS slashed the CRYSTAL, CRYSTAL, CRYSTAL FLASH!
ok....
NARRATOR is TIRED!
Use METRONOME X 3
Me use Destroy
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER used METRONOME x3!
Only Godzilla knows Destroy...
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER used TELEPORT!
I know that also!
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DEATH WAS TELEPORTED TO THE ARENA!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER used TELEPORT!
Eep!
Uhoh
DOOMPUFF was TELEPORTED to BLACK VERSION!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER used SPLASH!
I can change into Doompuff!
CRYSTAL WEBMASTER is SPLASHING around!
No effect!
DRAGONESS used DESTROY!
Use dodge
or... MIST
DRAGONESS destroyed ROOF!
ok
ROOF fell on DRAGONESS and CRYSTAL WEBMASTER!
BOTH were CRUSHED!
BOTH fainted!
NARRATOR wins!
Aghhh!
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM appeared!
OH NO!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM was SNAPPED in half by randomly-appearing MAGIKARP!
Yay!
WILD MAGIKARP wants to fight!
To be continued... (Not really)
~End~

Battle #02

Letters

Location: THE FOREST OF NO RETURN

Date: November 03, 2000

Color Code:

Narrator #1/Deb Player #1/LousyPlayer #2/Duo Narrator #2/Pokesayian

Multiple vs. Multiple


START
call player or narrator
PLAYER
Eh... Narrator. ^_^
narrat-crap
Bweehaaha.
player
ok
hehe
DEB is the narrator
Yaay. ^_^
POKESAYIAN is the NARRATOR
LOUSY is the PLAYER
DUO is the PLAYER
o_O
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Two Narrators?
Chose the setting POKESAYIAN!
Chose the setting DEB!
Hnn..
POKESAYIAN is INANIMATE!
Howzabout........... THE FOREST OF NO RETURN!! BWUAHAHAHHA
o.o;;
SETTING: THE FOREST OF NO RETURN!
you heardwho'll narratLousy, enter the hey, I'm just doin other stuff
o.O
ICQ deleting sucks
Yes it does. -_-;
Narrate with capitals please pokesayian!
Evil evil...
Deb too
Okie
OKAY.
DEB is using CAPS! WHEEEEE
!!
Lousy?
ENTER KEY is being DIFFICULT...
You there?
What?
Enter the arena :)
you havent told me to do anything yet...
oh
Heh
Lousy, enter the hey
?
it says it up there
LOUSY entered the ARENA!
um
...
correct?
your a player o.o
NARRATOR is being UNDERMINED...
NARRATOR doesn't like that!!
what the hell am i supposed to do?
say you enter
DUO. ENTER the ARENA!
I enter.
Ok
LOUSY entered the ARENA!
*walks in*
... and DUO, too. ^_^
...... LOUSY wants to FIGHT!
Yeah.... sure
DUO wants to FIGHT!
Yadda yadda..
:P
...
^_^
bring it on
Die!
OPPONENTS need to send out POKEMON!!
DUO used DIE!
NARRATOR has many OPTIONS...
I choose...
YOU!
DUO sent out YOU!
...
DUO chose YOU!
... o_o
I choose...er...Pikachu?
LOUSY sent out PIKACHU!
((narrators can conflict occasionally!))
Oooh, bwuahaha ^_^
((I'll let it build))
YOU, use I'M A LETTER!
YOU used I'M A LETTER!
Uhh..
What? YOU is EVOLVING?
!!
Uhh...
Evil punctuations..
yikes
Anyways... YOU evolved into U!
LOLSOMOJ!!!
pikachu, use...er...just eat the damn thing
LOLSOMOJ = Laughing out lous spittin my orange juise
Heh ^_^
PIKACHU used EAT!
PIKACHU ate U!
U, turn upside down!
PIKACHU renamed PIKACHUU!
^is
U used TURN!
NARRATOR curses TYPOS..
U is UPSIDE-DOWN!
Pikachun?
That'll work ^_^
hehehehe
Well
n, use your n attack!
hmm so how can n fight if it's on Pikachu?
N used N!
n used n!
lol
o_o
N is N PIKACHU!
Pikachun, use electrix shock, or whatever its called
Heh
PIKACHU used ELECTRIX SHOCK!
Ack
O.O DEB has to GO...
*dissapears*
n, use N of the World!
Pikachun, destroy the world!
N used N of the WORLD!
PIKACHU used DESTROY!
Forces COLLIDED! Duo plays "End of The World"
...
...as we know it....
FORCE EXPLODED!
And I feel fine
so what happened to the world? the suspense is killing me!
Yeah
LOUSY, DUO, PIKACHU, AND N ARE BLOWN BACK!!!!
Cool
THE WORLD IS JUST FINE.
Whew
Now... use pikachu as a hammer and wham narrator!
good, i kinda liked the world
N USED PIKACHU!
Pikachun, make sure it hurts extra hard!
NARRATOR REVERSED THE EFFECT PIKACHU USED MAKE SURE!
BOTH ATTACKS FAILED!
0.0
O.o
Then... use FAIL attack!
N USED FAIL!
Pikachun, use pass!
Heh... n used fail... n got a N- on his test...lol
(fail, pass...)
WHAT? N IS EVOLVING!
N EVOLVED INTO F!
uhhh...
F, use STUDYHARD!
F USED STUDYHARD!
BEING A SYMBOL OF FAILURE, F IS INCAPABLE!
Erg
Haha
IN OTHER WORDS...
IT FAILED!!!
...f is the same letter as fainted... that's not good
Use FAINT!
Pikachun, use F U!
pIKACHU USED F U!
WHAT? pIKACHU IS EVOLVING!
PIKACHU EVOLVED INTO FU!
Pikafu
NO, JUST FU!
yeah
FU has an advantage over F, i think...
FU, hit F with the U!
F, use CALLABANDCALLEDTHE"FU FAINTERS"
NARRATOR DOESN'T LIKBOTH POK�MON FAINTED FROM THEIR EFFORTS!
^_^;;;
F, return
LOL
Go ^_^!
DUO SENT ^_^!
Go Catwoman!
LOUSY SENT CATWOMAN!
^_^, use happy!
^_^ USED HAPPY!
^_^ IS HAPPY!
catwoman, use...kitty litter?
CATWOMAN USED KITTY LITTER!
^_^, use THEFACEOFTHECATONTHEFRONTOFAKITTYLITTERBOX
catwoman, claw the eyes!!
cATWOMAN STUFFED IT INTO ^_^!
^_^ USED LONG NAME ATTACK!
I think he'll evolve into ^o^
or not
^_^ FAINTED FOR DELAY OF SAYING IT!
...
hehe
Ok... go me
2vs2, BTW
i know
LOUSY SENT LOUSY!
NM
ehh
NO ACTUALLY, i'M RIGHT.
hmm
I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME!
o.O?
Confusing
GO DUO
DUO SENT OUT DUO!
duo use deathscythe!
Me, useImmortality!
DUO USED DEATHSCYTHE!
SEATHSCYTHE ((D)) APPEARED!
LOUSY USED IMMORTALITY!
Get in
IT FAILED!
DUO USED GET IN!
DUO ENTERED DEATHSCYTHE!
Activate~!
DUO ACTIVATED DEATHSCYTHE!
Me, turn off the power button on the deathscythe!
DEATHSCYTHE SLICED AT LOUSY!
lOUSY GOT SLICED INTO HALVES, BUT NOT BEFORE PUSHING THE OFF BUTTON!
LOUSY DIED!
dUO WINS BECAUSE HE IS STILL ALIVE!